REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT
It seems that every fall semester, I discover the extreme magnitude of bitchiness that surrounds me all over again. It knocks the wind out of me every time, which makes me think I should start taking a shot every time I hear myself say “I just can’t believe I was so wrong about [that person]!”
I am so eternally grateful for the friends from high school and childhood that are still the best people I’ve ever met, and the man I’m going to marry (and quite soon, I hope), meeting whom was the best fluke that ever happened here. The rest of this whole “college experience” can go straight to hell. I am in no mood.
The sad thing is that this is what I’m good at.
Fuck that. Fuck that right now. I’m going to tell the generation of so called men something right this second. It’s an amazing mystery of the universe. It’s how to never get friendzoned.
This is how you do it.
You come to the terms that the friendzone doesn’t exist and that the most important thing in the universe is not your dick.